* So, Kickstarter won’t actually approve the idea. Apparently it’s “too stupid” and “possibly fake.” But that’s not going to stop us! If you feel strongly about helping in our effort to take over Late Night, you can donate straight to our PayPal! We promise to maintain transparent with our finances and follow through on our goal of delivering a fanciful fruit bouquet to Lorne Michaels.

UPDATE: Thanks to the contribution of so many wonderful idiots, we are currently only $13.51 away from our goal of $94.51! ALMOST THERE!!! I bet Lorne can taste those melon balls already!