The Sidekick


Meet Marty.

He’s 63 years old. He’s never had thai food. He’s not on Tweeter and doesn’t know how to twit. He served 13 years representing District 6 on the Westchester County Board of Legislatures. He knows a ton about sewer taxes. He played basketball against Calvin Hill in high school. He owns Barry Manilow Live! on vinyl. He’s never seen Breaking Bad. He thinks he’ll have a Diet Coke.